Who are we?

We are a crackpot team of renegade inventors who are just crazy enough to save this rock we call home from certain annihilation while partying like bipolar 2nd string AFL cheerleaders.

Read more about us...

Customer Feedback

I have one on every sink in my castle in Brenchley, I just love it! I'm not sure it does exactly what the inventor intends, but it works just fine for me.
Christopher Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley